March28

- Spot
Paraphrasing Edith Wharton, a pet is…
“…the heartbeat at my feet”…
…ohhh, how we love our Furry friends!
But what do we do about the fur, the hair, the scratching, the licking, the litterbox, the extra dirt? I even have a friend whose cat chronically sneezed…all over the walls! Granted, it’s probably a small price to pay for the unconditional affection they offer… well, maybe I’m not completely convinced about unconditional cat affection, but work with me here, ok?
Feline matters aside, here are some designerly tips for creating less work for us and more time to play with our hirsute hobnobbers.

The Muddy Mutt
Paint: Washable! Even the lowest sheen and flat paints are more scrubbable now, but purchase good quality paints. And low VOC (volatile organic chemical) products will be safer for both you and your pets.
Flooring: I currently have Mexican saltillo tiles, installed upside down with matte sealer. This shows nothing – except maybe the occasional furry dust balls (which tells me it’s time to vacuum). Plus, my old canine pal Spot (see above) loves the way it keeps him cool, especially during our hot Arizona summers. Ceramic, porcelain and even travertine can work equally well. Avoid anything very light, very dark or very shiny (shows pawprints). Try to choose a matte finish (or honed if stone). Doggy toenails can scratch hardwood floors, but in my opinion this makes them look like real wood instead of laminate (though I must admit some people love their laminates and supposedly they don’t scratch as easily). Bamboo is another good choice…and “green”, to boot!

Paddington & Bigi
Carpeting: Okay, some people must have some carpeting (me included…at least in my bedroom). Avoid loops! I have a very cool sisal-looking nylon (Stainmaster) broadloom carpet in my bedroom. And I seem to spend an inordinate amount of time on my knees with manicure scissors, clipping fibers loosened by playful puppy Paddington’s razor-sharp toenails (shown right wrestling with visiting Biji).
Area Rugs: In my opinion, large expanses of hard surface flooring need area rugs to deaden sound, soften the hardness and create a little interest and pattern. But, they can be a hair magnet and occasionally will go flying around as dogs zoom around the house. So be sure to anchor them with furniture pieces or underlay with a non-skid pad.
Furniture: Slipcovers are a great choice, preferably in a color that matches your pooch or kitty. A sturdy canvas or cotton can be thrown in the washer and dryer. Slipcovers can be found in all shapes and sizes…to cover grandma’s fragile needlepoint dining chairs, hubby’s recliner (probably needs covering anyway), that old but comfy sofa, even headboards. Or recover in a pet-friendly fabric (see below). Try to choose fabric without a nap for chronic lickers. Leather can actually be a good choice, though I saw a couple of leather club chairs following a bout with a couple of naughty kittens…looking like they had been dragged through the cactus. Rubbing with distilled water can make the scratches less noticeable. If purchasing new leather furniture, be sure it’s analine-dyed, meaning the color goes all the way through the leather, not just on the surface.
Fabrics: Microfibers are extremely easy to clean with a little soap and water. The fibers are woven so tightly that little soil can creep into the fabric and hold up better to scratching. Now available in hundreds of patterns (even animal prints), textures (even stamped suedes). You can use microfiber fabric for upholstery, bedding, pillows…you name it. And if you choose a busy pattern or same colors as pet, you can hide most of the hair until you get around to vacuuming.
Another good fabric is Crypton. Originally produced for nursing homes, Crypton offers permanent stain, moisture, mildew, bacteria and odor-resistant protection. It also comes in a profusion of patterns and colors and now there’s even a pet product line. Check it out at www.cryptonfabric.com.
And about that Litter Box! Think small “cat” door installed into “people” door leading to favorite litter room (keeps out pooches and you can leave door closed). Laundry rooms are popular spots, but some cats are put off by the w/d noises. A broom closet, little-used bathroom (I know someone who puts box in shower) or mudroom is another good choice. Experts say clean litter box 2x/day to keep finicky kitties happy and eliminate odors (and cats prefer unscented litters, so keep a deodorizer handy).
Most importantly, just remember your priorities…is it a perfectly spotless house or is it peace of mind and a perfectly happy pet?
Now, about that dead mouse left in my office…..